Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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