He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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