I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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