I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Help. Why am I so naked?
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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