Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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