He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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