I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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