Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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