I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
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