We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Even my vagina gasped.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
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