Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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