we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
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