just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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