So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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