she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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