Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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