dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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