i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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