it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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