i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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