Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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