We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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