so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
We had sex on a dog bed..
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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