so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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