they need to just BURY HIM!
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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