scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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