Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
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