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How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
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