I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Randomize
