is your mom at the bar?
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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