I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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