I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Blow job season was short but glorious.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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