He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
third nipple confirmed
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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