I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
nutella sex= disaster
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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