So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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