i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
a search helicopter?!
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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