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Im on beer infinity
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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