hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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