if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
they need to just BURY HIM!
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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