Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Randomize