Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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