whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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