Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
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