There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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