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(928): View more from Arizona

Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!

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(203): View more from Connecticut

she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.

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(425): View more from Washington

It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.

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(281): View more from Texas

Thanks for getting me home last night.

(832): View more from Houston, Texas

No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.

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(951): View more from California

We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.

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(330): View more from Ohio

I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.

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(916): View more from California

I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.

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(415): View more from California

She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren

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