So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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