guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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