Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
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