Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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