so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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