I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Boobs are out for the taking
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
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