yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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