just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I understand Curling. That high.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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