This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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