Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Randomize
