i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
My liver is preforming stress tests.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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