I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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