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He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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